heartscratch:

17000dollars:

contentedmelancholy:

17000dollars:

for 17,000 you could buy approximately 566 cases of 24 pack of monster energy drinks from amazon. Thats 13584 16 ounce cans of monster, or 217,344 ounces of monster. plus free shipping!

but how much caffeine is that

There’s 160 mg of caffeine in a 16 oz can of Monster, so for 17,000 dollars you would get 2,173.44 grams (just over 4.79 pounds) of caffeine.  

that’s enough monster to kill 212 150lb people.

(via 17000dollars)

iphone420:

Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

pun intended? math is a SIN? bwahaha.

(via unamoosing)

koalatea:

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

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sirtophatthethird:

wayfaring-mermaid:

specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

Preach!

WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR PEOPLE TO REALIZE THIS?!

SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES EITHER PAY FOR THEIR POPULATIONS’ EDUCATION OR JUST WRITE OFF THE BILL IF DOESN’T GET PAID FOR.

THE WAY THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM WORKS IS BACKWARDS AND MANGLED.

(via infamousgod)

nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

(via infamousgod)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(via supnikita)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

therealhousewivesofpanem:

when you go to kill a bug and someone says “no stop it has feelings too!!!”
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(via lamelohan)