princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(via pregnantwithpureevil)

arcgurren:

slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat

(via pregnantwithpureevil)

cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

image

(via happiest)

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

image

the thing

(via happiest)

rubee:

teenaged-wolf:

How to fake a thigh gap: cut off your labia. Go on. Do it. It’ll be fun.

BUT HER ARM

(via lamelohan)

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via transcripts)